I'm Eve.

I was born in The Year of Breakdancing.

I want to do good, sleep in, and go to Istanbul.
I don’t want to live too long, wear dentures, or exercise.

I like Mao Shan Wang, recurring dreams, and centaurs.
I dislike small talk and anything that lifts my feet off the ground.

I have a quiet unshowy confidence and a sweet tooth.
I don’t have an attitude, high heels, or parenting skills.

I can be funny, make cheesecake, and tell the truth.
I can’t speak Chinese, gut a fish, or talk in toilets.

I'm scared of theme parks, cockroaches, and the idea that we might stop dying.
I'm not afraid of elbow grease, relocation, or Sichuan peppercorn.

I can be contacted for collabs, steak dinners, and greener pastures.

According to 16Personalities, I am an INFJ–A.
This just means I won’t change the world.

At work, I follow the Gyshido method of getting shit done.
I’m also pragmatic, independent, decisive, humble, and unflappable.

Depending on who you ask, that makes me either a dream or a problem ;)

Lately, I’ve been messing around with Higgsfield, Replit, and Webflow; AI content toys and no-code tools; mostly to see what trouble I can get into.

If I'm the kind of person you're looking for, connect with me on Linkedin!