I'm Eve.

I was born in The Year of Breakdancing.

I want to do good, sleep in, and go to Istanbul.
I don’t want to live too long, wear dentures, or exercise.

I like Mao Shan Wang, recurring dreams, and centaurs.
I dislike small talk and anything that lifts my feet off the ground.

I have a quiet unshowy confidence and a sweet tooth.
I don’t have an attitude, high heels, or parenting skills.

I can be funny, make cheesecake, and tell the truth.
I can’t speak Chinese, gut a fish, or talk in toilets.

I'm scared of theme parks, cockroaches, and the idea that we might stop dying.
I'm not afraid of elbow grease, relocation, or Sichuan peppercorn.

I can be contacted for collabs, steak dinners, and greener pastures.

According to 16Personalities, I am an INFJ–A.
This just means I won’t change the world.

At work, I follow the Gyshido method of getting shit done.
I use AI in my process, so the early parts of five different jobs now happen in one brain instead of five calendars.

I’m also pragmatic, independent, decisive, humble, and unflappable.
Depending on who you ask, that makes me either a dream or a problem ;)

Lately, I’ve been messing around with Luma, Runway, and Replit; AI content makers and vibe coding tools; mostly to see what trouble I can get into.

If I'm the kind of person you're looking for, connect with me on Linkedin!